One of my many jobs is to sort through and deliver the piles of mail we get every day. Today, a small manila enveloped arrived, and since I didn't recognize the name of the person to whom it was addressed, I asked our human resources person, who told me they no longer worked there...apparently he got fired a couple of years ago. I was about to throw it away when I noticed that written on the envelope was the phrase "Sexually Oriented Ad". So of course, we had to open it.
It's a really odd catalog, with videos ranging from Striptease and (oddly) Reefer Madness to Ass Cream Pies 4 and Cock Hungry Teens.
Thought I would share these fantastic descriptions of some of the fine films which could be purchased:
Once upon a time in the 18th century, a beast possessing a giant phallus and an insatiable lust lived in the woods of an aristocratic estate. Two centuries later, he returns.
and
An extension of the boundary-pushing exploitation flicks from the 70s combines a gory horror film with XXX-explicit hardcore porn. When a real estate developer travels to a Caribbean island to open a resort hotel, he finds an army of flesh-eating zombies.
So what I want to know is...what kind of person has a sex catalog delivered to their workplace? Isn't the point that it's supposed to be discreet?
It's a really odd catalog, with videos ranging from Striptease and (oddly) Reefer Madness to Ass Cream Pies 4 and Cock Hungry Teens.
Thought I would share these fantastic descriptions of some of the fine films which could be purchased:
Once upon a time in the 18th century, a beast possessing a giant phallus and an insatiable lust lived in the woods of an aristocratic estate. Two centuries later, he returns.
and
An extension of the boundary-pushing exploitation flicks from the 70s combines a gory horror film with XXX-explicit hardcore porn. When a real estate developer travels to a Caribbean island to open a resort hotel, he finds an army of flesh-eating zombies.
So what I want to know is...what kind of person has a sex catalog delivered to their workplace? Isn't the point that it's supposed to be discreet?

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this tends to make it less discreet. i suspect they just didn't care.